Kristopher Kelly was born in the mid-1980s during a time of great prosperity in these United States. Early on in life, he was found to be of sharp mind and delicate constitution. As a child, he enjoyed his Super Nintendo, swimming, and setting up opposing Lego armies in the living room. As an adolescent, he got into sports and was the recipient of a handful of participation trophies, which is a polite way of saying that he was bad at sports. In high school, he was a studious nerd and took all the science, math, and programming classes that were available. Then in college he "branched out" and wound up with a "humanities degree".
"This person knows the deepest mysteries of the computer; you should maybe hire him." — Kris Kelly
Over the course of his lifetime, he has studied 5 languages and speaks barely a word. He has trekked alone through jungles, the Himalayas and has had undergrad work cited in academia. On top of all that, he is incredibly humble and does not like to brag about his accomplishments, which are many and varied, and most definitely not all listed right here in this paragraph. He also likes crossword puzzles.
He has long made a living as a software developer and continues to do so from his home in the Pacific Northwest. This blog is his attempt to get back into writing.